I've got your low down
skinny on everything.
it's clear I'm livin' life high.
A gong rings in for supper.
Sippin' Scotch Whiskey after dinner.
It's simple, stupid.
It ain't no lie.
I'm slap, dap, happy..
lighter than air.
Even when I'm takin'
a dive.
For a modest fee
I'm your man
to see.
I can get you your milk
and the cow for free
Easier and breezier
Leave it all to me..
I'm your RFKMP
Smoke and drink in fenced yards.
Make fast money at cards
Playin' nine holes of golf in a dream.
Patiently awaiting on the putting green
for your next unremarkable recovery.
I'm your RFKMP
Great news, you're next in line on our registry .
for us to ease your chronic pain
from your terminal disease.
We request you stop picking
all the most fertile buds
from off your worry tree..
If you start to sweat
you've got our number
toll-free
no need to suffer
We've got you covered.
At the RFKMP
We're trained to quick release your demons.
Remove your bodily afflictions
Our new remedy
is the color of your disease
All contributions
for the communal 'organ' bucket
are stored in our municipal deep freeze.
Congratulations,
you're name's next on the docket
for donor honors
on our pictorial dispensary
Here at your RFKMP
....
So sad, our happy pills
made you
so deathly ill..
Don't fritter and fret
we offer only the best
we'll airmail you and your file
to our home of rest
Float you down crippler's creek
as an honored guest.
We're your RFKMP.
If by some fluke, in our care,, you were to expire.
You'll get a free sermon with a touching eulogy
from a well spoken, well dressed, liar.,
plus, we'll even waive your burial fee.
if not for us at The Fleet.
wouldn't you feel incomplete
without your RFKMP?
When you're unsure which cable to cut
the green, the red or the blue .
When stress from crossed blown wires
has you sled dog tired.
Here's what we can do for you
Is shuffle you around
by providing you a voucher
for a pair of non-skid shoes.
.
Our entire crew
Will do whatever it takes
to keep charming you.
Frisking and disarming you..
Just stamp and mail us
your latest W-1-- W-2
and three..
So we can keep it all comin.'
these wheels 'a' hummin'
at your RFKMP.
Buddy Bee Anthony
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